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Overheard at the Gate
Read stories from gate agents who deal with angry mobs during delays!
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Flight Attendant Pet Peeves
I’ve been logging a lot of air time lately and people are beginning to piss me off. As I exhale through the nonsense, I know these episodes will make marvelous material form my blog. Here we go. Pet...
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Why Jersey is “the armpit of America.”
This week my trips have been all over the map. Today I finished a three day trip that only went to San Juan and Santo Domingo. Let me tell you I’ve been such a greedy ass. Avenas (oatmeal sweetened...
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Overheard on the Plane #3
I was taking drink orders and this man ordered coffee. Now since I don't like guessing or being sent back for sugar or cream I asked him how he liked his coffee. To which he replied, "HOT! And in a...
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What I Wanted to Say Was…!
Let’s play a game called “What I wanted to say was…!” In this game you get a peek into my brain as I naturally formulate a cheeky response when a silly situation or question presents itself before me.
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Overheard on the Plane and Pilots
You all know I don't have much love for pilots. There are a select handful that I will talk to at my airline. Pilots generally have an "I am God" attitude that I and other flight attendants do not care...
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Coffee, Movies and more Madness
Man: (handing Miss S his ticket.) "Where's my seat?" Miss S looks towards to cabin then back into the cockpit then back again at the cabin. "Hmmm. Probably where everyone else is sitting."
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The Jamaican Round-Up
I’ve been collecting a few episodes I’ve had with Jamaican passengers and there’s nobody like my people I tell you!
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2011 Bad Pickney (Kids) Edition
There are very few children who have any manners out in public. When a child speaks to me in a complete sentence and says “Please” and “Thank you” it warms my heart and I congratulate them on their...
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Pilots get it too!
The mother picks up a child and a whole bunch of stuff her arms, we’re talking blankets, diaper bags and feeding bottles. She leaves the other sleeping child on the seat and says, “I guess I’ll come...
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